Dating crazy women
We all start out pretty normal when first dating a new guy. Whether he's ignoring your text or going on some boys' trip without telling you, your banter is typical girl-to-girl stuff. Faking a text can be harmless, but faking a phone call is borderline nutty.Your heart flutters when that hotline blings and your hand seems out of place when it's not in his. Still, that doesn't stop you from putting on an Academy Award-winning dramatic scene. Cats just prize sleeping over most other activities, which is perfectly respectable. If you like her cat, it's an instant gateway to her heart/soul/vagina. Cats aren't "ungrateful" or "mean" just because they don't bolt up to you when you walk in the door and act all needy. I got him approaching girls on his college campus and in local bars, and in a few weeks, he started lining up dates.
Because we get all that hits of dopamine and serotonin in our system the first time we get with her, the body perceives everything as joy and reward – oblivious to any wrong that may come your way.
Not to mention, you pepper each other's faces in sweet kisses at every waking moment. Though he may see through your "oops, I didn't mean to call" bullsh*t, he'll probably let you slide.
At that stage, few of us think about his ex-girlfriend's posts on Instagram or feel the urge to vandalize his car. Browsing through his social media isn't that big a deal, as long as you're stealthy about it.
But I can't tell you because we cat ladies all sign a nondisclosure agreement.
I’m going to tell you about my buddy who, like most guys, couldn’t tell if a girl was crazy or not until it was too late.