When I just throw it all out the window and dismiss it as "crazy," it makes it easier to deal.
We don't really think women are insane, we just say it so we can be done thinking about their antics and move on. Guys are happy to help out their girlfriends with emotional issues.
Seems like as time goes by, makeup makes like the earth and erodes and changes with weathering.
This may explain why we are so clueless at what we are doing in bed, but we act like we know. Some people turn into a completely different person when they are drunk.
Let the other person learn about you while you're sober, before you get wasted with them. I've always been the type of guy who appreciates a natural look as it is, and when a girl does her makeup well, the results can be magical.
The best thing to do is to act like you have some experience, and not question anything.
I think back to the advice my dad once gave my sisters and me when he snuck us onto the "premium members only" tennis courts at this fancy resort at the beach.