Funny quips for online dating service
Not all jokes are meant for kids, that is why we have specifically listed these jokes for adults.
Just make sure the kids are not around while you go through them. The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel. Q: What do you call a ninety-year-old man who can still masturbate?
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A: Putting her back in the wheelchair when you’re done…
Q: Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
Q: What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown? Q: What is pink, goes in hard and dry and comes out soft and wet? A: All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts. Q; Whats the difference between the Florida State football team and a Florida State cheerleader? A: A rabbi cuts them off; A priest sucks them off 43.