Rules when dating a musician
Do not beg her, in your infinite neediness, to stay home from band practice.
Do Not complain when your (insert holiday here) date gets cancelled because a show has been scheduled. They are the one’s buying the CDs and merch, not you, so let them have their time. Like your going to sleep in the back of a van and eat ramen for 4 months straight!? Musicians uphold, perhaps even created, the "cool affect." Some people simply want nothing more than to be a part of their club.I spent the last year head-deep in that club as a boyfriend-of-a-musician -- these are the lessons I quickly learned.Please accept these new tips for dating Musicians have an uncanny ability to send shivers down the pants of even their most a-sexual of onlookers.Even the ugliest asshole on the planet, wielding his/her musical weapon of choice in front of a crowd, can garner the underwear-throwing attention of an audience.